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being handed a flyer is the offline version of a pop-up ad
She says: “I only need to go to ONE store – wanna come?” IT’S A TRAP!
not sure if hot bartender wants the cock or just the tip
Not sure if unphotogenic Or just fucking ugly
Ask a girl to go drinking with you she’s a recovering alcoholic
Burned my tongue I can’t enjoy the rest of my hot chocolate
Not sure if i like coffee or just coffee flavored sugar milk
I don’t always offer my bus seat to women but when I do, I choose the non-attractive ones… pretty women always had comfortable lives
I don’t always eat waffles for breakfast But when I do, I compulsively fill every visible waffle-pocket with syrup
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