“They will jump, they mean it’! Is this DCCC’s most pathetic email yet? [pic]

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@AndrewHClark @dccc they will jump, they mean it

— Ben Smith (@bmcsmith92) October 7, 2014

Is anyone available to do a wellness check on the DCCC? Things are apparently looking pretty bleak over there …

Political fundraising emails are hilariously dramatic. Just received one with the subject line: "It's over. Zero chance. Goodbye."

— Abi Woods (@AbiWoods20) October 7, 2014

Yes, that’s from an actual DCCC email. Here’s are some screenshots to prove it:

I just… #HeadDesk @DCCC pic.twitter.com/Ryc1SGDsi0

— Andrew Clark (@AndrewHClark) October 7, 2014

DCCC officially gives up: pic.twitter.com/mI7z1ATVZb

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) October 7, 2014

Wow … way to woo voters, guys!

really .@DCCC could you be MORE doom & gloom? "It's over. Zero chance. Goodbye" this is encouraging folks NOT to vote. becuz "Why bother?"

— docholly (@docholly) October 7, 2014

I don't think sending an email "It's over. Zero Chance. Goodbye." is a great fundraising strategy. Not very inspiring. #CampaignSeason

— Johanna Pacyga (@JohannaAP25) October 7, 2014

Not very inspiring, no. But it’s plenty entertaining to watch the Dems wallow in despair. Can’t wait to see what they’ll throw at us next!

@AndrewHClark Yeah well..you know you’re getting 15 more before tomorrow morning so be careful. @dccc

— Jay Caruso (@JayCaruso) October 7, 2014

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‘Make the laughing stop’: Jonah Goldberg shares another desperate Pelosi fundraising email

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‘…BEGGING’: Increasingly desperate fundraising emails from DCCC are hilarious, creepy

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